Giving me Newlyweds teas…
Jessica Simpson stopped by Ellen on Monday to promote her clothing line and………………you just need to watch it:
The interview took a slightly awkward turn when Jessica couldn’t recall exactly how long she and her husband Eric have been together, but eventually settled on seven.
Which is apparently a really long time for Jessica…
…BECAUSE SHE’S ONLY HAD SEVEN-YEAR RELATIONSHIPS WITH WOMEN???
Calm down, she meant her “besties.”
