Build A Pizza And We’ll Tell You Which Celebrity You’ll Marry And Then Divorce
You and Leo will meet at a charity event and totally hit it off. But after years of traveling the world together, losing all your money, and finding yourselves having to sleep in the carcass of a horse, you’ll call it quits, citing irreconcilable differences.
You and Zac will be the couple everyone is envious of — fun, easygoing, and always down for an adventure. But after years of Zac singing tunes from High School Musical every morning at 7 a.m., you’ll decide that enough is enough and the marriage is over.
Liam will ask for your number at a Starbucks one summer. Fast-forward three years and three dogs later, you’re married! But after realizing that you have completely different parenting styles when trying to train your pups, you’ll agree that things would never work if you had actual kids, and call it quits.
You’ll meet Jake on the set of one of his movies while interning in Los Angeles one summer, and the rest is history! But after dating for two years and being married for another three, you’ll realize the 10-year age difference is just too much and decide you both want different things.
While at one of his shows, Zayn will call you up on stage and you’ll end up falling madly in love, getting married, and having some kids. But his insane tour schedule means he’s never home, and you start to grow apart. After a year of counseling, you’ll decide to divorce, but remain close friends for the sake of the children.
After you fall for John’s horrid pickup line “Your body is a wonderland” at the grocery store, you’ll both begin what will be a roller coaster of a relationship. But after getting engaged and saying your I do’s, you’ll immediately feel like something’s off and get a divorce.
Nick’s older brother Kevin will introduce you to each other, and the two of you will be inseparable. But after 10 years of marriage and living out of a suitcase traveling nonstop, you’ll decide it’s just not the kind of life you want anymore.
You and Drake will be married for four years — but two albums, two world tours, and a whole lotta late nights with your hair tied, sweatpants, chillin’ with no makeup on later, you’ll decide you’re both bored AF and were better off as friends.
