1. Wearing any kind of straight dress without it pulling around your bum and flapping loosely everywhere else.
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2. Or wearing a shortish dress without it migrating up over your ass and then allll the way up your body.
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Hopefully you realise what’s happened before you take off your coat.
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3. Finding a minidress that looks like a good length on the model…but isn’t suddenly ~scandalous~ once it’s on you.
Especially bodycon dresses, oh my.
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4. …and isn’t even MORE scandalous the moment you have to bend over for anything.
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Not that that’s always a bad thing.
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5. Wearing a dress or a skirt on a windy day.
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Your bum will absolutely make a bid for freedom.
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6. Keeping a pair of jeans longer than a year or so. You wear through jeans long before they get to their first birthday.
Do fancy jeans not do this? Someone please advise in the comments.
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7. Pulling on jeans quickly without popping the button off.
RIP.
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8. Or even just leaning over too fast.
Literal RIP.
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9. Casually buying the first pair of jeans you try on.
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10. Or buying jeans online from a store you’ve never tried.
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12. Wearing a snug pencil skirt without the constant fear of busting the zipper.
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Of course it’ll happen right when you’re at an interview or something.
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13. Wearing low-waisted jeans without it feeling odd.
God bless high-waisted jeans, and whoever decided they were “in” right now.
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14. Making it through the day without a VBM (Visible Buttcrack Moment).
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If you have to even slightly lean over and you’re not wearing high-waisted jeans, you get a plumber-buttcrack look going on.
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15. Finding shorts that actually fit.
You could fit a whole other person in that gap around your waist.
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16. Casually trying on a snug pair of jeans or trousers without the fear that you’ll be trapped forever.
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“I guess this is where I live now.”
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17. Plopping yourself down in a small chair with armrests.
Ease yourself in, or live to regret it.
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18. Going on a night out without doing “the tug”.
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Maybe you can incorporate the tug into your dancing.
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19. Wearing leggings outside the house without checking.
They will DEFINITELY be completely see-through after all that stretching.
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20. Walking up stairs with someone right behind you without feeling very aware of yourself.
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Their face is in my butt their face is in my butt their face is in my butt their face is in my butt their face is in my butt.
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21. Leaving the house without checking your skirt looks OK in the back as well as the front.
Whoops!
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22. Walking through a crowded space without knocking into things and people.
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At least your bum is soft?
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24. Going through a whole day without a wedgie.
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It doesn’t even matter what type of underwear you’re wearing.
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Hannah Jewell is a senior staff writer for BuzzFeed News and is based in London.
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