Bookmark this for your future children.
First of all, before iPhones, all we had were THESE nightmares.

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That’s right, we had to share a phone that looked like this with our siblings!

The only activity we could do while pooping was read the back of the shampoo bottle.

Candy Crush was but a gleam in someone's eye.
Some of our phones had this flimsy micropenis antenna you had to manually extend before you made a call.
